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Transparent Shorts, Plus Other Must-Have Items for That Special Man in Your Life!
It’s mid-August, and you know what that means — you’re already behind on your Christmas shopping! Thankfully, our crack editorial team has hunted down all the must-have items for that special man in your life to help you get back on track, you lazy bum.
Must-Have Item #1: Transparent Shorts for Men
The perfect addition for the man in your life who prefers a little modesty with his Speedos. (See how much classier that looks?) Or perhaps he likes to be prepared in the event of a sudden rainstorm — like a poncho for his manhood, if you will. Regardless, any man thinking of re-branding himself as “The Creepy Dude with the See-Thru Briefs” would be thrilled to receive this must-have gift!
Must-Have Item #2: Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
If it seems like Nic Cage is everywhere, you’re right — and now he can even be in your bed with you and your fella! Trust us, your guy will never sleep better than with Nic Cage cradling his head and whispering sweet nothings like, “I could eat a peach for hours,” at random times throughout the night.
Must-Have Item #3: Ginormous Shaving Bib
A subtle way of letting your man know that you’re f%&#ing tired of all those f%&#ing beard trimmings in the sink — and a sexy look, to boot!
Must-Have Item #4: Silver Fox Mullet Headband
The “Anderson Cooper of Mullet Headbands.”™
Must-Have Item #5: Full Bodysuit
Is your guy an introvert? Then help him go incognito at upcoming holiday parties with this head-to-toe bodysuit. Sure to make him blend into the background!
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