Welcome to the game show, “Meet Your Second Wife,” where the contestants get a sneak peek at their future second wives, whether they want to or not, while their second wives are still pint-sized. It’s cringey because it’s true. Also making an Emmy-worthy appearance: Leslie Jones’ death glare.

“Well, see you in 20 years,” says one contestant to his future wife, currently in middle school.
“Actually, it’s 7,” she replies to his chagrin.

Sharply-written, clever, dark and VERY funny. Yup, this was written by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, all right.

You know how people dramatically and obnoxiously announce they’re leaving Facebook, basically writing “FLOUNCE: A 5-VOLUME MANIFESTO”? Well, this video from CollegeHumor is a spot-on reenactment of what if would be like if people left parties the same way.

“Farewell my friends and casual acquaintances! Goodbye people-I-kind-of-knew from high school! If you ever share my epiphany in the future, you may join me on the enlightened plane outside,” declares man-leaving-the-party.

Seriously, people. It’s fine to just leave. Preferable, in fact.

Christmas is a magical time filled with joy and family love — or, so we tell ourselves.

In this classic “Saturday Night Live” skit, Matt Damon and Cecily Strong parody how overwhelming Christmastime actually can be for parents.

Damon and Strong sit cozily on the couch as husband and wife, sipping a glass of wine and reflecting on the “wonderful” Christmas day they’d enjoyed.

“That was the best Christmas ever,” Damon claims. “I had a smile on my face from the moment I woke up.”

CUT TO: Screaming, hyper kids waking them up by jumping on their bed at 5:40 a.m.

That sounds about right.

Accuracy meter: 100%.

Any mom who’s hit the nightclub can relate to this (truly) funny video from Saturday Night Live. As soon as I saw Kim Kardashian passed out on the sofa, I thought, “Yep.”

Sing it with us! “I took two power naps, now your girl is fully charged…”

This has transcended comedy into a song we love:

“I could be the bad guy, but I’m just a sad guy.” Big mood.

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Wow! Check out this great home and garden tip, courtesy of @alboedesign on TikTok, just in time for the leaves to die and fall and make everything look depressing, anyway.

WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

1 glass of wine
2 mums in your favorite color
2 plant containers
A shit to give

Wow! Look at how amazing this woman feels after following the advice!

Ronny Chieng of The Daily Show shares how you can increase your self-esteem issues — instantly!

 

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You wouldn’t think “mattress store sketch” would be a laugh-out-loud skit, but alas… Aidy Bryant and Rami Malek are absolutely hilarious (truly) as they act out various real-life scenarios while testing out mattresses.

“I’M SO HORNY, but my husband is dead in our bed!” and “No Richard, not that gun, get the killing gun” are two lines I need to incorporate into my real-life scenarios. Also, bonus points for anyone who actually does this at a mattress store.

Warning: Once seen, cannot be unseen.

Possible side effects of watching this deepfake of Willem Dafaoe in Julia Roberts’ iconic role include nightmares, uncomfortable laughter, an inexplicable desire to see more.