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15 Disney Photos That Perfectly Capture What It’s Like to Be Living Through Coronavirus

The Princess and the Pandemic.

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#1 – When you have to cough, but don’t want people to think you have coronavirus:

#2 – When you hear you have to homeschool your kids for the foreseeable future:

#3 – When you realize this is the third pint of ice cream you’ve eaten. In one day.

#4 – When you make the mistake of stepping on the scale:

#5 – When you realize you’re touching your face again:

#6 – When you’re out and people aren’t adhering to social distancing:

#7 – When you just need a moment to f*cking cry:

#8 – When you experience a tickle in your throat and convince yourself you have coronavirus:

#9 – When you see your neighbors are having a get-together at their house:

#10 – When you don’t have access to your usual waxing resources:

#11 – When you’re bored AF:

#12 – When you’re disinfecting the sh*t out of your house.

#13 – When Mom tells you to sing the “Happy Birthday” song while washing your hands one more time:

#14 – When you see there’s yet another coronavirus song parody:

#15 – When you’re dreaming of everything you’re going to do once you’re out of self-isolation:

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Inside Amy Schumer’s Well-Hung Carrot

Well, this is one way to get folks to eat more vegetables.

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Well, this is one way to get folks to eat more vegetables.

 

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Amy Schumer’s husband, Chris Fischer (who happens to be a chef), stumbled upon this carrot that would make Jon Hamm jealous — and, of course, Amy can’t help but introduce the anatomically correct carrot to the world in hilarious fashion, repeating “this is a carrot” numerous times, presumably to remind herself so that she doesn’t start putting the moves on the impressively hung root vegetable.

Her fans also started having some fun with it.

 

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Naturally, Amy has now launched a campaign to SAVE THE CARROT!

 

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While we send thoughts and prayers to the decaying, well-endowed carrot, let’s peruse other anatomically correct vegetables, shall we?

An anatomically correct tomato grew in our garden.

You say tomato, I say… how YOU doin’?

 

No shame in bringing this He Shou Wu plant home to mom and dad.

 

This pumpkin pairs perfectly with Chardonnay and a well-hung He Shou Wu plant.

 

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And Now This Word from Your Household Appliances (and Other Items) During Quarantine

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Your dishwasher, washing machine, refrigerator, oven, garbage can, toilet and shower have something they’d like to say to you about their use during self-quarantine.

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Dishwasher during quarantine

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10 Hilarious and Creative Ways People Are Social Distancing

From a guy dating encased in a drone bubble to a couple grocery shopping in T-Rex costumes.

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#1 – This man is really using his noodle.

#2 – When your elderly parents keep going to the store and you have to find creative ways to keep them home.

#3 – The penis test.

Picture of woman wearing a mask with little penises on it

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#4 – A coronavirus convertible.

#5 – Well, that’s one way to keep being an Uber driver.

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#6 – Grocery shopping, quarantine-style.

#7 – Another option.

 

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#8 – 🎵 Dancing with myself …🎵

#9 – Cruisin’.

#10 – Dating in 2020.

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The Funniest Work-from-Home Memes to Get You Through Quarantine

Featuring a dog in pajamas at 3 p.m. and the dad trying to conduct an interview when his kids barge in.

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Picture of dog wearing pajamas at computer

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Funny picture of dog with bedhead versus dog dressed up

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Funny picture of woman being productive at 9:00 and falling asleep by 9:12.

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Funny picture of Will Ferrell with the caption "Work from Home. Casual Friday. Every day."

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Funny Back to the Future meme about not needing pants

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#9 – A hot new work lunch spot:

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Cat-Inspired Coronavirus Memes Are Here to Save the Day

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Because if there is one thing that has always helped us survive rough times, it’s cat memes.

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