Unless you’ve been living under a rock or engaged in a 48-hour Empire binge-watching session (oh, Cookie), you know that the freshman senator from Texas, Rafael...
TRAITOR.
An important chart identifying whereabouts of toddlers' toothpaste.
It’s futile, little one.
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I recently made the mistake of starting to watch Scandal on Netflix. As a result, I’ve abandoned my children, husband, work and general hygiene in favor...
Instead of Build-a-Bear, you Birth-a-Bear!…
After establishing that my three-year-old daughter is sufficiently qualified to run for president, she and I thought we would share her ideas about how SHE would...
After taking a close look at the major players in this year’s presidential election, I am convinced my three-year-old daughter has what it takes to enter...
The placenta panini recipe you haven't been waiting for!
