...yes, like a bowl full of jelly.
They claim it was a wonderful Christmas. But their flashbacks suggest otherwise.
Hell hath no fury like a kid who just found her art in the garbage can.
“I couldn’t believe it at first, but then they showed my front with a black bar across my eyes,” she says.
Sizzling hot news! In visual form!
How a man landed his glamorous job fabricating quotes for tabloids.
Our writer shares her experience with the wrapper cleanse.
Fun fact AND a dire warning.
A fun phrase to help you remember what the hell to do with your clock this weekend!
Halloween hangover alert.
Yep, this checks out.
A lot of Meta hatas this week.