When you’re already juggling one kid—and everything else in life—it can be hard to remember to put on your pants before leaving the house, let alone...
No kids? Well, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A BABY?!
We would happily hang these on the fridge.
Uncontrollable gas and hormones and cravings... oh my!
Mathematician Augustus De Morgan (later misnamed “Murphy” by a historian tripped up by auto-correct, probably) wrote on June 23, 1866: “The first experiment already illustrates a...
Forget Elf on the Shelf. What you need is top shelf!
WARNING: ONCE SEEN, #1 CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Lies, all lies!
#1 - Even all the candy corn and Good & Plenties are gone.
Shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, testing, acceptance…then one day later, it starts to grow mold and you have to throw it out. Happy Halloween!
There’s not enough orientation in the world to prepare you for this.…
