Before “Can I have a selfie?” became the most dreaded question for celebrities, it was “Can I have an autograph?” Although the task probably ranks up there with reading about their impending divorce (always impending!) on the magazine racks, here are some celebrities who’ve still managed to have fun with their autographs.

#1 – Oops.

#2 – Tina Fey manages to make her book even funnier.

#3 – Don’t do that, NPH! Unless it still spells NPH.

#4 – Words to live by from Robin Williams.

#5 – Also Ron Swanson IRL.

#6 – Well, look at Flo getting saucy.

#7 – Nobody has more fun signing autographs than Mark Hamill.

#8 – Seriously. Luke Skywalker for the win.

#9 – While others don’t enjoy it so much, instead opting to hand out business cards. Like Jonah Hill.

#10 – And Seth Green.

#11 – And Steve Martin. (Though he does sign it, at least, thereby earning his certification.)

West poses with his divine toasted cheese.

A week-old toasted cheese bears the divine image of rapper Kanye West, claims Kanye West.

West says he noticed the miraculous sight burned into a discarded sandwich about to be eaten by a hungry member of Mark Wahlberg’s old backup band, “The Funky Bunch.”

“I was checking out this broke dude pulling food out of a bin on Hollywood and Vine, and then I saw my beautiful face looking back at me,” he said.

Smitten with his Velveeta cheese-filled visage, West seized the sandwich out of the famished man’s hands immediately.

“The Holy Kan-wich is gonna be bigger than the Jesus cider and Virgin Mary chocolate drippings combined,” he boasted.

The item has inspired the rap artist to officially lobby for his inclusion in the Bible, as well as sell dozens of spin-off items, including replica burnt toast paper weights, T-shirts, ornamental plates, and domain names such as EvenGodDontGotNoSandwich.com.

A tribute to the celebrities who’ve succumbed to the claims that there is nothing that a vial of essential oil cannot achieve.

#1 – Jenna Dewan

Sadly, even Jenna’s strong dance moves couldn’t save her from surrendering to frankincense.

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#2 – Maria Menounos

The power of lavender proved to be too much for the entertainment TV host to resist.

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#3 – Gwyneth Paltrow

Okay, we saw this one coming from a mile away.

#4 – Tia Mowry

The actress and lifestyle influencer tragically went from “Sister, Sister” to cedar, cedar.

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#5 – Alanis Morissette

You oughta know… that we’ve lost Alanis to the more than 1000 essential oils in her collection.

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#6 – Kristin Cavallari

The former reality star is so far gone that she can’t stop sniffing the stuff.

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“Can I take a picture with you?” may be one of the most dreaded questions posed to celebrities, but it sure does produce some hilarious results for our amusement! Behold:

Justin Timberlake: Ready to Cut a B*tch

This is the look on JT’s face when a fan gushes, “I can’t believe I’m getting my picture taken with the guy from that band — What was it called? Oh yeah! — New Kids on the Block!”

Kristen Stewart is Thrilled — Just THRILLED — to Pose with Argentinian Airport Employee

“I’d better get a free bag of pretzels for this,” Kristen thinks.

“If anyone should be wearing a fabulous fur-lined coat in this picture,” thinks Kanye, “It’s me.”

Hugh Grant: too hungover to protest.

“Wait — what did I just agree to?” Ray Romano wonders. “All I wanted was to grab some hummus at the store for my wife!”

Keanu Reeves looks baffled by this not-so-newfangled technology.

“KRIS JENNER DID NOT APPROVE THIS.”

“Look! Jake and I are basically wearing the same jacket. Twinning!”

These pictures of Elijah Wood with fans go from awkward to amazing.

Denzel Washington is all, “I got better things to do.”

More awkward celebrity-and-fan pics here.

It is Robyn Rihanna Fenty’s birthday and boy, oh boy, do we ever have a thoughtful gift for her — yes, even more thoughtful than posting “HBD!” on her Facebook page. We are giving her the gift… of memes. A roundup of the best Rihanna memes we could find, in fact.

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Pretty sure these are the exact lyrics

 

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I call my mom every time I make cornbread—even though I’ve written the recipe in every notebook, even though I am sure I could toss it together in my sleep. Maybe watching this will show you why, perhaps, I just like to call my mom. ♥️ This cornbread takes no time at all, is incredibly forgiving, and is an every other day staple at my house: perfect to fill in a dinner, perfect for a snack, perfect for breakfast. Plus, it tastes like home. I hope you love it as much as I do. ♥️ . Grandmom’s Cornbread, by Patricia English Garner Ingredients: 2 Tbsp oil 3/4 cup cornmeal 1/4 cup flour 1 rounded tsp baking powder 1/4 rounded tsp baking soda 1 Tbsp sugar 1/2 tsp salt 1 egg 1 cup buttermilk . Directions: 1. Set oven to 450 degrees. Pour oil into a heavy skillet and put that in the oven. 2. Mix cornmeal, flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar and salt in a bowl. 3. Add egg to the mixture and enough buttermilk until the batter is thinner than pancake batter. 4. VERY carefully take the skillet out of the oven and pour oil into batter. 5. Mix the batter and pour it into the hot skillet. 6. Return to the oven and bake. Watch carefully after 10 minutes, until brown. 7. Mom says eat with butter. 8. Yum.

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Just when we thought we couldn’t love Jennifer Garner’s “Pretend Cooking Show” on Instagram any more, she goes and calls her dry-witted mom, Ms. Patricia English Garner, to help guide her through the process of baking cornbread via FaceTime (even though Jennifer could, as she put it, “toss it together in her sleep”). Because no matter how old we are, we all need our mom sometimes — especially a mom who can hilariously throw shade like Mrs. Garner can! Nearly did a spit-take when she drawled, “I am rarely without buttermilk, Jennifer.” And, as you’ll notice, Jen’s West Virginia drawl gets more pronounced the longer she talks to her mom.

After Lori Loughlin pleaded guilty to to conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud, she likely expected a light sentence. However, U.S. District Judge Nathaniel Gorton has decided to sending a clear signal to other parents considering making a half-million-dollar “donation” to a “private life coach” to Photoshop their “influencer” daughter into fake crew pictures to gain admittance into college by sentencing the Fuller House actress to watch all of her Garage Sale Mysteries TV movies back-to-back.

“You’ve stolen a spot that should have gone to a more qualified student, so we’re going to take something from you … your love for using your bargain-hunting skills for fighting crime,” warned Judge Gorton. “You still think somehow you did nothing wrong, you’re a woman with enviable hair and crime-solving savvy who’s also had the great fortune of repeatedly kissing John Stamos. You’re entitled, so you don’t have to follow the rules. It’s about time you feel the repercussions of that entitlement … starting with a mandated Garage Sale Mysteries marathon,” he continued.

The judge did not hold back when listing the movies she must watch without the luxury of a solid wine buzz or intermittent glances at her phone, including Garage Sale Mysteries: Murder In D Minor; Garage Sale Mysteries: Picture a Murder; Garage Sale Mystery: The Mask Murder; Garage Sale Mystery: Pandora’s Box; Garage Sale Mystery: The Beach Murder; Garage Sale Mystery: A Case of Murder; Garage Sale Mystery: Murder by Text; Garage Sale Mystery: The Beach Murder; Garage Sale Mystery: The Novel Murders; Garage Sale Mystery: Guilty Until Proven Innocent; Garage Sale Mystery: The Wedding Dress; Garage Sale Mystery: The Deadly Room; Garage Sale Mystery: All That Glitters; Garage Sale Mystery; and, yes, even Garage Sale Mystery: Murder Most Medieval.

As Loughlin broke down, admitting she should have taken the initial plea deal, the judge showed no mercy.

“After this, you’ll never want to scour crime-ridden garage sales to buy items for your resale shop again,” Gorton intoned, ominously striking the gavel.

For Adele’s 32nd birthday yesterday, she gifted us with this Instagram pic of her crazy weight-loss transformation:

 

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Thank you for the birthday love. I hope you’re all staying safe and sane during this crazy time. I’d like to thank all of our first responders and essential workers who are keeping us safe while risking their lives! You are truly our angels ♥️ 2020 okay bye thanks x

A post shared by Adele (@adele) on May 5, 2020 at 9:38pm PDT

Damn, girl! As we wrap our heads around the singer’s new look, here are some entertaining reactions from Twitter and Instagram:

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Adele is Sarah Paulson’s new twin sister pic.twitter.com/Dijig6U0Bo

— Lou R (@limpidaetfusca) May 6, 2020

This was one of my first thoughts, as well! #SeparatedatBirth

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So Adele posts 1 photo on Instagram and it instantly starts a global debate. Her impact remains unparalleled 🙌 pic.twitter.com/c31YYuJfHM

— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) May 6, 2020

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Anyone else curious why Adele is standing inside a message from one of the “Arrival” aliens? pic.twitter.com/1641xpLJoo

— Michael Schneider (@franklinavenue) May 6, 2020

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Me after seeing Adele new pictures pic.twitter.com/B5cm82Bfh5

— Mrs. (@oklillly) May 7, 2020

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Adele took “revenge body” to a whole ‘nother level after her divorce . #menaintshit pic.twitter.com/Ubu9ToITPU

— genamonroe💋 (@genababyduhhh) May 6, 2020

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over the last year I have meticulously gained the weight that adele lost and no one is fucking talking about me

— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) May 6, 2020

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Looks like #Adele flattened the curve. pic.twitter.com/Pp5hFSFdqv

— Trixie Martini #PresidentWarren (@MartiniTrixie) May 6, 2020

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Adele lost a bunch of weight and people started tweeting how great she looks and then a bunch of other people started tweeting that we shouldn’t associate losing weight with beauty and nothing summarizes Twitter or 2020 better than that.

— Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug (@tomsegura) May 6, 2020

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Every @Adele impersonator is struggling today. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

— Bianca Del Rio (@TheBiancaDelRio) May 6, 2020

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if you didn’t love adele in 2008 with her bangs and smudged eyeliner you don’t get to love her now

— Kate Austin (@KateAustin_) May 6, 2020