Shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, testing, acceptance…then one day later, it starts to grow mold and you have to throw it out. Happy Halloween!
“Basically the reason Brooklyn is full of Midwesterners.”
HAHAHAHA — oh dear, this hits too close to home.
Babies AND the middle finger: two of my favorite things! (Especially when they’re mine.)
There’s not enough orientation in the world to prepare you for this.…
This is why it’s so important to document EVERYTHING YOU DO with your child on social media.
Today's news served without the distracting details and credible facts.
Totally ruining the baby’s street cred.
The Catholic Church isn't feeling The Bern.
Many of us have to disguise our true feelings about work (because, you know, we’d rather not lose our jobs) — so, to help us externalize...
And no need to wrap it up!
I don't always drink milk...
