Only seems fair.
Well-played, young man. Well-played indeed.
“I thought being weened off the boobie would be awful, but this stuff is de-lish!”
Ah, how things change.
*Sniff* *Sniff*
He was bummed these didn't make it onto the official account. :-(
Only The Jest has a peek at the original movie endings
Unless you’ve been living under a rock or engaged in a 48-hour Empire binge-watching session (oh, Cookie), you know that the freshman senator from Texas, Rafael...
TRAITOR.
An important chart identifying whereabouts of toddlers' toothpaste.
It’s futile, little one.
Singer Ke$ha recently revealed that her vagina had been haunted by a horny ghost, which prompted her to seek a vaginal ghost exorcism. I know what...