Accurate AF.
They claim it was a wonderful Christmas. But their flashbacks suggest otherwise.
"Who needs a song to be this damn loud?"
"He's dead, in our bed, from Sleepy Town."
Are women obsessed with murder shows? Yes, yes, we are.
Mmmm...house porn.
"Also, when he said everyone can get a test...what he meant was, almost no one.”
“You gotta pee a little bit every time you move.”
Enjoy everyday savings on “mittens they’ll lose” and “shirts with the wrong Frozen princess!”
In what was, by far, the most clever sketch on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, “Mid-Day News” is based on a classic SNL setup: a local...