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Randy Rainbow Declares Himself ‘Cuomosexual’ in ‘Grease’ Parody Song
Musical satirist and national treasure Randy Rainbow strikes comedy gold again this week — this time, while wearing a Danny Zuko-like wig and signing about his newfound crush on New York governor, Andrew Cuomo in his rendition of “Sandy” ( renamed “Andy,” naturally) from the classic movie musical “Grease.”
“Andy, can’t ya see I’m in quarantine / A nervous wreck, and scurred as heck of COVID-19,” Rainbow sings. “You bring hope when I can’t cope. I guess I’m saying ay-ay-ay-oh-I love you so, oh, Andy.”
“If we’re on Earth, for what’s it’s worth, I hope they make you king. You run my state, while I gain weight, with grace and dignity.”
Randy and Andy: it does have a ring to it.
Rainbow also gives a loving shout-out the governor’s younger brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, saying he lights a candle every night and prays, naked (of course), for his recovery. (The “Cuomo Prime Time” host announced he tested positive for COVID-19 last Tuesday and has been documenting the experience on his TV show.)
Since declaring himself “Cuomosexual,” the term has been trending on Twitter with often hilarious comments.
I’m not a #cuomosexual, but I’m cuomocurious. 😉
And I hope he feels better soon. pic.twitter.com/JSjSrx7tsW
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) April 6, 2020
#Cuomosexual on your side of the border.
Trudeausexual on mine. pic.twitter.com/eKdIOWeo4d— Julie Morris (@JulieMoJAPLM) April 6, 2020
#Cuomosexual should make for some interesting brotherly banter https://t.co/SQvUrnTo9e
— Belinda (@uskiwiblend) April 7, 2020
Do you know how Mrs. Claus met Santa? Find out that, and more, in our Little-Known Facts About Mrs. Claus, courtesy of Twitter!
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s “Meet Your Second Wife” Sketch is Most Savage SNL Skit Ever Made
Accurate AF.
Welcome to the game show, “Meet Your Second Wife,” where the contestants get a sneak peek at their future second wives, whether they want to or not, while their second wives are still pint-sized. It’s cringey because it’s true. Also making an Emmy-worthy appearance: Leslie Jones’ death glare.
“Well, see you in 20 years,” says one contestant to his future wife, currently in middle school.
“Actually, it’s 7,” she replies to his chagrin.
Sharply-written, clever, dark and VERY funny. Yup, this was written by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, all right.
You know how people dramatically and obnoxiously announce they’re leaving Facebook, basically writing “FLOUNCE: A 5-VOLUME MANIFESTO”? Well, this video from CollegeHumor is a spot-on reenactment of what if would be like if people left parties the same way.
“Farewell my friends and casual acquaintances! Goodbye people-I-kind-of-knew from high school! If you ever share my epiphany in the future, you may join me on the enlightened plane outside,” declares man-leaving-the-party.
Seriously, people. It’s fine to just leave. Preferable, in fact.
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SNL’s “Best Christmas Ever” with Matt Damon Nails the Holidays as a Parent
They claim it was a wonderful Christmas. But their flashbacks suggest otherwise.
Christmas is a magical time filled with joy and family love — or, so we tell ourselves.
In this classic “Saturday Night Live” skit, Matt Damon and Cecily Strong parody how overwhelming Christmastime actually can be for parents.
Damon and Strong sit cozily on the couch as husband and wife, sipping a glass of wine and reflecting on the “wonderful” Christmas day they’d enjoyed.
“That was the best Christmas ever,” Damon claims. “I had a smile on my face from the moment I woke up.”
CUT TO: Screaming, hyper kids waking them up by jumping on their bed at 5:40 a.m.
That sounds about right.
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Kim Kardashian Snores Her Way Through Hilarious ‘Ladies Night’ Music Video on SNL
“Who needs a song to be this damn loud?”
Accuracy meter: 100%.
Any mom who’s hit the nightclub can relate to this (truly) funny video from Saturday Night Live. As soon as I saw Kim Kardashian passed out on the sofa, I thought, “Yep.”
Sing it with us! “I took two power naps, now your girl is fully charged…”
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“MONSTER RUN”–A Bad Lip Reading of BTS
This is actually a pretty good Halloween song, not gonna lie.
This has transcended comedy into a song we love:
“I could be the bad guy, but I’m just a sad guy.” Big mood.
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I Can’t Get My Sh*t Together: Home and Garden Edition
Planting mums has never been easier!
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Wow! Check out this great home and garden tip, courtesy of @alboedesign on TikTok, just in time for the leaves to die and fall and make everything look depressing, anyway.
WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
1 glass of wine
2 mums in your favorite color
2 plant containers
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Self-Esteems Issues? Follow This Can’t-Fail Tip!
“This little iPhone trick will blow your mind.”
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Aidy Bryant and Rami Malek Kill It (Literally) in SNL Mattress Store Skit
“He’s dead, in our bed, from Sleepy Town.”
You wouldn’t think “mattress store sketch” would be a laugh-out-loud skit, but alas… Aidy Bryant and Rami Malek are absolutely hilarious (truly) as they act out various real-life scenarios while testing out mattresses.
“I’M SO HORNY, but my husband is dead in our bed!” and “No Richard, not that gun, get the killing gun” are two lines I need to incorporate into my real-life scenarios. Also, bonus points for anyone who actually does this at a mattress store.
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